*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles*
“WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
(via goldembers)
future olympic swimmers
Wonder if they think they are in womb again
babies can swim, yet my grown non-swimming ass just wades in the water
is this cgi?
if it isnt, this is kinda scary
nope, that’s real. babies are born knowing “how” to swim. it’s like any other skill if not used frequently, you lose it.
This is scary, though. I mean, when you’re in the womb, you’re breathing through your umbilical cord, aren’t you? And one of the reasons babies cry at birth is the shock of breathing through their noses and mouths for the first time (correct me if I’m wrong).
But it explains why infants are naturally-inclined toward water. I wish my mom had known that. She can’t swim.
ahhhh look at the little one on the top left wiggling their little legs like a merperson! My ovaries cannot even
Am I the only one who thinks of Nirvana when they see this?
^^ Thank you!
Aha my first thought as well
^ YES
Babies automatically know to hold their breath under water too
(via goldembers)
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
THE best place on the fucking planet!!
(via goldembers)
Reblog if at least one of your fandoms is on here.
….Or all of my fandoms…..
All. Definitely all.
my main fandoms
My main Fandoms
*cries from beauty*
(via jordan-has-lost-his-mind)
timegodfromdistrict9and3quarters:
Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?
Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.
Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames?
Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits uncleanDid you just turn gelato into Shakespeare.
DONE WITH THE INTERNET
(via lordvoldergasm)